Hikari: It's really nice.
Interviewer: They change the sheets everyday too. How
about you in your private life?
Hikari: I change my sheets twice a year.
Interviewer: Don't you like your bed?
Wouldn't it feel better without all that sweat on it?
Hikari: No, I don't really care either way. It's not
until summer I do it. I mean, that's when you really sweat (laughs).
Interviewer: But I bet your sheets get really smelly
after a whole six months.
Hikari: No they're not!
Interviewer: That's probably because it's your own smell.
I bet you would complain if the same thing happened at someone else's
house.
Hikari: Yeah, that would really stink (laughs). I don't
really care how dirty a guy's room is when I visit. I don't think
of anything that the person I love touched as dirty.
Interviewer: Do you share your bed with your boyfriend
often?
Hikari: I haven't had a boyfriend since I've come to
Tokyo... which would be the past ten months.
Interviewer: I see. You do change sheets if you had
sex, right?
Hikari: No.
Interviewer: ...okay, fine. If you see pubic hair lying
around your sheets, do you wonder whose it is?
Hikari: Ahaha, I still don't!
Interviewer: Even if I took masking tape and ripped
out lobs of them?
Hikari: My room is sorta like that though. I think I
have a thicker patch than most people.
Interviewer: Doesn't it piss you off when you see pubic
hair around the toilet bowl though?
Hikari: That's how mine is! (laughs).
Interviewer: WHAT!? Are you serious?!
Hikari: I really don't mind at all. It's just a small
shower stall so they all get mixed up with my hair.
Interviewer: Oh, so they get washed away when you're
taking a shower.
Hikari: It sometimes gets stuck on the drain though.
Interviewer: What do mean, "It get stuck"?
Go clean it up!
Hikari: I clean my room. I don't really care about the
bathroom.
Interviewer: So anyway, why don't you have a boyfriend
right now?
Hikari: I can't seem to find one.
Interviewer: I'm sure you can if you try. How about
you trying to pick them up?
Hikari: That I can't do.
Interviewer: Then how about confessing your feelings
to the person you like?
Hikari: That I can do.
Interviewer: So there's no one around you that you really
like?
Hikari: Yeah. I just can't seem to like anyone.
Interviewer: If you don't mind the smell of your sheets...
does that mean you have some sort of a smell fetish?
Hikari: Only if it's the smell of someone I love.
Interviewer: So what if the person you liked forced
you to smell his arm pits?
Hikari: Heck no. I'll be really pissed off!
Interviewer: I bet yours is smelly too.
Hikari: Yeah, it's smelly.
Interviewer: Phew. So what do you like in your men?
Hikari: I like hairy men. I don't like chest hair, but
hairy arms drive me wild.
Interviewer: Think you're a bit of a masochist?
Hikari: I don't think I have any inclinations
on that side.
Interviewer: What position to do like?
Hikari: Missionary.
Interviewer: Any position you hate?
Hikari: When I'm on top. I can't move around much.
Interviewer: You look very fit though.
Hikari: I'm bad at it. I don't even do it on tape.
Interviewer: Do you masturbate?
Hikari: Nope.
Interviewer: But it's so easy. You just touch your clit
for a few minutes and it's over. Probably easier than cleaning the
bathroom.
Hikari: Hahaha. I do sometimes want sex friends though.
Interviewer: Hey, that's easy. Just get some young guys
from the office to come home with you. Every night.
Hikari: I don't want to do it with someone I know. Maybe
if it's someone that's trying to pick me up. Unfortunately, people
don't try to pick me up often.
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