Interviewer: What kind do you avoid?
Mai: I hate liars.
Interviewer: When did you have your
first kiss?
Mai: It was the summer of my first year in middle school.
I was at the beach and got French-kissed by this blonde (dyed) surfer
guy.
Interviewer: Do you have any hobbies? What are you into
these days?
Mai: I collect perfume. Girls love
to collect lots of different things.
Interviewer: How long was your shortest relationship?
Mai: One month.
Interviewer: How about your longest one?
Mai: One year.
Interviewer: How many times have perverts accosted you
on trains?
Mai: About five times. The first time was when I was
in my first year of elementary school.
Interviewer: What are the chances of you appearing in
an adult video?
Mai: Ninety-nine point five percent.
Interviewer: What do you think about before bed these
days?
Mai: I?m so busy, I think about how sleepy I am.
Interviewer: What part-time jobs have you held in the
past?
Mai: Well, I?ve worked at a convenience store, McDonalds,
a rice shop, and as one of those people who stands around handing
out flyers.
Interviewer: Any hopes of getting married?
Mai: Nope. Come on, that?s gonna be impossible (laughs).
Interviewer: How many children do you want?
Mai: I don?t want ANY.
Interviewer: What do you enjoy about the photo shoots?
Mai: I have a compatibility with the cameramen.
Interviewer: What are your favorite foods?
Mai: I like sushi, gratin dishes and pizza.
Interviewer: What food do you dislike?
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